EnTrY 4: nErDs iN PaRaDiSe
FuCk gUyS, tHeRe sUrE ArE A LoT Of yOu aSkInG QuEsTiOnS NoW. i dOn’t eVeN KnOw wHaT To mOtHeRfUcKiN Do wItH HaLf oF YoUr qUeStIoNs. BuT I AnSwErEd sOmE AnYwAyS. gOtTa kEeP ThAt fUcKiN CuRiOsItY DoWn tO A FuCkIn mInImUm, Ya dIg? :o)
LYRICS:
aLRIGHT
yEAH,
hERE WE GO
nO STOPS, nO CHOPS, gONNA TOP YOUR HOPS
sO LISTEN:
yEAH SEE HERE I`M THE TAURUS
tHAT`S A ZODIAC SIGN,
aND I`M HERE TO START SOME FIRES
wITH THESE REALLY SICK RHYMES
i`M THE TROLL WITH A BEAT
wITH NO GENERAL DIRECTION
yEAH I`M THROWING OUT THESE LYRICS
wITH SOME REAL BAD INTENTION
yEAH I`M TOUGH, aIN`T NO LIE
i`M THE TOUGHEST AROUND, gOT MY SWAG
gOT MY LEGS, aND MY TINKER BULL PAL
yOU MEAT BAGS GOT NO TACT
oN THE WORDS THAT I`M DISHING
aND THE LACK OF YOUR HORNS
aRE SOMETHING TOO I`D BE DISSING
i`VE GOT A LANCE BY MY SIDE
yEAH I THINK THAT IT`S COOL,
aND MY CRIB ( THAT`S MY HIVE )
dON`T BELONG TO NO FOOL
sO WHAT`CHU YOU`LL HEARS
mOSTLY TRUTH,
i AIN`T SPEAKING NO LIES
gONNA RIP ON THE HAPS
sO LISTEN CLOSELY YOU GUYS
i`M THE T TO THE A THE V
tO THE R TO THE O TO THE S
aND THE N TO THE I TO THE T
tO THE R TO THE A AND THE M
nO ONE`S GOT NO T-H-I-N-G
oN THIS P - U - P - A SEE
sTRIDERS G - O - N - N - A P - A - Y
wHEN HE`LL LOOK AT ME
yEAH SEE I`AIN`T LYING
tHOUGH I AIN`T TRYING
gOTTA KNOW I`M FLYING
oN THESE RIFTS
oUT OF MY CHAIR NOW
gONNA MAKE YOU SAY HOW
tHAT THIS BRO, wOW
mEANS SOME BIZ
yOU AIN`T GONNA STOP ME
cHOP MY LEGS OR DROP ME
gOT MY GAME SEE
iM FOR REAL
iF YOU AIN`T BEST PREPPED
bOY, yOU GONNA GET WRECKED
wITH THESE WORDS, yOU`LL SOON REGRET,
oKAY
aLRIGHT
yOU HEARD IT
nOW GET IT RIGHT,
okay ill admit that was pretty decent for a shitty troll
:OO < you did not just diss our race, mr. strider prissy pants!
:33 < just you wait, i will drop the furreshest beats you’ll efur hear!
:33 < mark my words!
HoLy sHiT! eVeRyOnE FuCkIn dRoP WhAt yOu aRe dOiNg aNd cHeCk oUt tHeSe mAd rHyMeS FrOm mY AwEsOmE TaVbRo. ThEsE MoThErFuCkIn bEaTs aRe gOnNa lEaVe yOu hAnGiNg aT ThE GaLlOwS Of fUcKiN AwEsOmEnAsItY.
AwWwWw fUcK! lOoK At aLl oF ThEsE LoVeLy gOdDaMn fAcEs. YoU AlL MaKe mY HeArT SkIp a mOtHeRfUcKiN BeAt! Or tHaT CoUlD HaVe bEeN FrOm tHe sLiMe oVeRdOsE… uH Oh.
EnTrY 3: rElOaDeD
So tOdAy i tAlK AbOuT CoOl-aSs cLoWnS, mOtHeRfUcKiN DeAtH By lAcK Of aIr, WhErE My wIcKeD ElIxEr cOmEs fRoM, aNd a rEcIpE EvErY TrOlL NeEdS To fUcKiN KnOw.
:O)
EnTrY 2: eLeCtRiC BoOgAlOo :O)
QuEsTiOnS So fAr wAs bEeN FuCkIn bIzArRe aS AlL ElSe oN ThIs sItE, bUt eVeRyOnE’S ChIlL, sO It’s aLl gOoD. aSk bOx iS StIlL OpEn fOr tOmOrRoW’S EnTrY, sO SlIdE YoUr pLuSh aSsEs oVeR HeRe aNd gEt yOuR MoThErFuCkIn cUrIoSiTy oN ThIs rOlLeRcOaStEr oF AnSwErInG FuLfIlLmEnT.
HeRe’s tHe fIrSt oF MaNy oF ThIs fUcKiN AsK BlOg rEpLiEs, AnD HoPeFuLlY ThE BeGiNnInG Of a bEaUtIfUl bRoShIp. HaHa! :o)
CoMe iN, rElAx tHoSe sOrE DaMn fEeT, aNd aSk mE SoMe fUcKiN QuEsTiOnS AbOuT LiFe aNd sHiT.
So, I DeCiDeD To jOiN ThIs uP On tHiS LiTtLe wEbSiTe aNd tAlK InTo tHe hUsKtOp sO I CaN AnSwEr aLl oF YoUr qUeStIoNs aNd sHiT. fUcKiN CoNfUsEd aS To hOw tO UsE AlL Of tHeSe hErE BuTtOnS AnD WhAt tHeY Do, BuT I GuEsS ThAt’s jUsT ThE MiRaClE Of lIfE GuIdInG Me tHrOuGh aLl oF It. ThAt aNd, Uh, KaRkAt iS MoStLy dOiNg aLl tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN WoRk. HoNk.
